Ray Quote #1753
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Ray: Look. Look, Dad. Got the same exact thing. See, Ben meets Oscar here, too. Okay, it's the same thing. Listen to this.
Debra: Ray, you gotta let it go.
Robert: Yeah. What are you doin', man?
Ray: Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. You would like nothing better than to have me suffer for 30 years, and then you just swoop in and be the hero. Yeah, well, nice try, egg-ass. All right? I was the one who ruined the jazz records. I'll be the one to replace them.
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‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...