Frank Quote #752
Quote from Frank in Jazz Records
Ray: Look, I got you a gift, okay? I didn't want to wait till Christmas to give it to you, so here.
Frank: What the hell are these?
Ray: Your jazz records.
Frank: These aren't my records.
Ray: Yeah, they're better than records. They're CDs of your old records. Where's your CD player?
Frank: I don't have a CD player.
Ray: No, you do. A couple of years ago Debra and I got you a portable one.
Frank: Oh, yeah. [smiles] It's probably in the basement.
Ray: Okay. Good. Wait here. I'm gonna get it.
Frank: Your mother's down there doing laundry. Tell her break time is over. I'm starving!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...