Ray Quote #1722
Marie: You're eating candy? Where did you get these?
Frank: They were sticking out of Ray's pants here.
Marie: This is your pants that you wore last night. Mike & lkes? That's a very big box, the kind you get at the movies. But Debra, you said you didn't go to the movies.
Debra: Right. We got those at the hotel.
Ray: Yeah, out of the minibar.
Marie: What is the name of the hotel? No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Why don't you whisper the name to me? And then we'll see what Debra says. If it's something else. Come over here. Come here. Go ahead.
[Marie takes Ray over to the side of the room and he leans in to whisper in her ear]
Ray: [loudly] Ramada.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Liars’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.