Robert Quote #643
Quote from Robert in Peter on the Couch
Robert: And I thought I was doing them a favor by staying.
Peter: Yeah, me too.
Robert: They want you there until they don't want you there.
Peter: You know, I got the raw deal 'cause I was the oldest. You know, so they made all their mistakes with me.
Robert: Yeah, me too. It's like I was the practice kid. It's like, "Oh well, now we know not to drop Raymond."
Peter: You know, in my house, it was, "Not now, Peter. Amy's playing the piano. Take off your cape and eat your dinner."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Peter on the Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Peter: Man, I just didn't see this one coming. I mean, every night my mother would leave a plate of cookies and a cup of hot cocoa outside my door. Does that say "Get the hell out" to you?
Robert: Yeah, they send you all these mixed signals. My mom was the same way. With the food, all the meats and the sauces. You're all doped up like a bear in the zoo. You don't want to be there, but you lose the will to escape.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Those two think their troubles are over. Believe me, you don't want a relative like that living so close to you. You can never get rid of 'em.
Quote from Peter
Peter: You know something? Enjoy your movie. I'm going back to Mom and Dad's.
Robert: Finally.
Amy: Peter, wait.
Peter: No. I'm walking to the bus station.
Amy: You're never gonna be able to get a bus home tonight.
Peter: Then I'll sleep there overnight. Nobody judges you on the floor of the bus station.
Amy: You can't sleep down there! Robert, please, do something!
Robert: All right! I'll drive him back to Pennsylvania.
Peter: Oh yeah, that's what I need: you, me, and no witnesses.