Debra Quote #527
Quote from Debra in Misery Loves Company
Ray: Just, uh, one thing: Would you mind not scrunching it?
Debra: What?
Ray: Yeah, I forgot, you have this way of lining up my knuckles and kind of grinding them.
Debra: Oh. Sorry.
Ray: That's all right. That's probably why I don't hold hands more.
Debra: That's not why.
Ray: Yes. Yes, it is. That's why. The terrible pain.
Debra: Well, I mean, give me something. Your hand's just laying there.
Ray: What do you mean, "Just laying there"?
Debra: This is not holding hands. This is laying it on there.
Ray: Maybe my hand's afraid of you, so it's playing dead.
Debra: Well, if anything, I'm trying to give it CPR, Mr. Cadaver Hand.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Misery Loves Company’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Sit down. Now you listen to me. Maybe you could all use some advice from someone who's in a position to give it.
Debra: See what you did, Amy?
Marie: You think we have nothing to offer? We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.
Frank: What day was the high?
Quote from Marie
Marie: You two, you're newlyweds, you're in love. God bless you, you know nothing. And you two, you're always fighting. And the reason you get so upset is because you think there's something wrong with that. Look at us. This is experience. This is wisdom.
Frank: [eating chicken] This is juicy.
Marie: You want some real marriage advice? I'm going to give you the secret now: There's going to be yelling.
There's going to be anger. Don't fight it. Accept it. You love him. You hate him. He disgusts you. Look how he eats. You keep your head down, and you plow through.
Frank: Amen.
Amy: But Marie, you said "hate". How can hate have any place in a marriage?
Marie: You make room. There's going to be hate. Hate is real. Marriage is real. We might fight, but we're okay with each other. And do you know why? We've endured. We have been through it all, and now...
Frank: We're waiting for death.
Marie: Not that we're in a rush.
Frank: Fair enough.
Marie: That's a marriage.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Oh, that was so sweet. You two celebrating your anniversary like this... We used to be happy, remember, Frank?
Frank: Then the meteor hit and killed all the dinosaurs. Except for one.