Debra Quote #502
Quote from Debra in The Shower
Mr. Rodell: All right, I've read-
Marie: You will speak up, won't you?
Mr. Rodell: I've read the report operating a vehicle under the influence.
Debra: Excuse me, sir. Is that what it says "operating a vehicle"? Because that's not true. I wasn't operating a vehicle. I operated parts of the vehicle - the radio and the seat - but then I fell asleep.
Mr. Rodell: You passed out.
Debra: Oh, no, no, I didn't pass out. I took a nap. In fact, I can prove it because my hands were like this. And you don't do that when you pass out. When you pass out, you're more like... I even reclined the seat. That should be in the report because that clearly shows... intent to nap. Sir, weren't my hands like this?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Marie: Debra. Debra.
Debra: What?
Marie: Do you need my help?
Debra: God, no!
Marie: Sir, we have her drinking completely under control now.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Open your shirt.
Mr. Rodell: Mrs. Barone-
Debra: This is exactly what she did at the shower! This is what she always does! She just has to run my life. That's why I yelled at her at the shower, that's why I couldn't call her for a ride home, and that's why I am here, sir. Yes, I had a few drinks. I should be drunk every day! But I'm not, because I do not have a drinking problem, sir. What I have is a mother-in-law problem!
Quote from Robert
Robert: [to a fellow officer] What I'll do is, I'll put in a couple more hours and then I'll punch out. [notices Debra in the cell] Hey, Ray. Hey, Deb. [stops walking] Debra?
Debra: Hi, Robert.
Robert: Oh, my God. She finally killed Mom.
Quote from Marie
Ray: She took a nap in the car, that's all.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would they arrest her for that?
Frank: Were you naked?
Debra: No, I was not naked. I just took a little nap because I didn't want to drive.
Marie: Why not?
Debra: Because I had a little too much champagne.
Marie: Drunken driving! Oh, my God! Drunken driving! Oh, this is so awful! Now it all makes sense. The messy house, the kids running around filthy, the way she talks to me. What, it's all clear now.