Debra Quote #498
Quote from Debra in The Shower
Debra: My husband is coming to pick me up, so I can just wait out front.
Female Police Officer: Get in.
Debra: But I wasn't driving the car. How could it be a DUI if there's no "D"?
Female Police Officer: In.
Debra: All right, fine fine. But when the truth comes out, this is going to be so embarrassing for you. Oh, fine fine. You know what? I don't care. I've got three kids at home. I'm just happy to be out of the house. [to her cellmates] Hello. So, this is jail, huh? Yeah, well, you know, not too bad. Nice folks. A place to lie down. Toilet right in the middle of the room. [sobs] Is my husband here yet?! [to a passing officer] Hello. Can I have a tissue? Come on, I just want a tissue! What kind of a place is this?! [wipes nose on arm] Fine! I'm an animal now! Are you happy?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Marie: Debra. Debra.
Debra: What?
Marie: Do you need my help?
Debra: God, no!
Marie: Sir, we have her drinking completely under control now.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Open your shirt.
Mr. Rodell: Mrs. Barone-
Debra: This is exactly what she did at the shower! This is what she always does! She just has to run my life. That's why I yelled at her at the shower, that's why I couldn't call her for a ride home, and that's why I am here, sir. Yes, I had a few drinks. I should be drunk every day! But I'm not, because I do not have a drinking problem, sir. What I have is a mother-in-law problem!
Quote from Robert
Robert: [to a fellow officer] What I'll do is, I'll put in a couple more hours and then I'll punch out. [notices Debra in the cell] Hey, Ray. Hey, Deb. [stops walking] Debra?
Debra: Hi, Robert.
Robert: Oh, my God. She finally killed Mom.
Quote from Marie
Ray: She took a nap in the car, that's all.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would they arrest her for that?
Frank: Were you naked?
Debra: No, I was not naked. I just took a little nap because I didn't want to drive.
Marie: Why not?
Debra: Because I had a little too much champagne.
Marie: Drunken driving! Oh, my God! Drunken driving! Oh, this is so awful! Now it all makes sense. The messy house, the kids running around filthy, the way she talks to me. What, it's all clear now.