Ray Quote #1552
Quote from Ray in Somebody Hates Raymond
Ray: You call me "idiot."
Debra: Come on. That's just my little nickname for you. You're not an idiot.
Ray: So, what is it? It's like an opposite nickname, you know, like someone who never smiles, you call 'em "Smiley"?
Debra: Yeah, that's right.
Ray: Night. Good night, skinny. 'Cause that's not an opposite nickname. My nicknames mean exactly what they say. If you want an opposite nickname, then... Hi, chubby. I don't know. I- I am an idiot.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Somebody Hates Raymond’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Don't listen to him, Raymond. You and I are not like him.
Frank: What are you talking about? You hate plenty of people.
Marie: I do not hate people, Frank.
Frank: Oh, yeah? What about my mother? You hated her like poison.
Marie: First of all, I did not hate her. I felt sorry for her.
Frank: What about Harriet Lichtman?
Marie: I find Harriet Lichtman's flirtatious behavior towards you distasteful, but I do not hate that slut.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Hold it right there, you little twerp.
Jerry Musso: Who are you?
Robert: Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder, that's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away than you have in your entire body, you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you'll never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend or as a person. [returns the snotty napkin] Come on, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Ray: You know, the thing is, I don't hate him. I don't hate anybody.
Marie: Yes. That's one of your wonderful qualities. You got that from me.
Frank: Can I get an iced tea from you?
Marie: Your father, on the other hand, hates everybody.
Frank: That's not true. There's only some people I hate. The rest I tolerate.
Marie: Be quiet.
Frank: Careful, Marie. You're right on the fence.