Debra Quote #469
Quote from Debra in The Thought That Counts
Ray: I've gotten you plenty of thoughtful stuff. Huh? You're not making any sense. Maybe you're delirious from lack of sex.
Debra: You mostly get me gift certificates and back-rub IOUs or stuff that I've had to hint that I wanted, like... Like these pajamas, for instance.
Ray: You never hinted about those pajamas.
Debra: I gave you the color, the size, directions to the store, directions from the front of the store to the pajama department. I still had to return them 'cause you got the wrong ones!
Ray: See, if you sleep naked, we don't have this problem.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Thought That Counts’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Frank, why can't you put a little more thought into what you got me?
Frank: Slippers are very thoughtful. Every day, I see your feet when you get out of bed. So I thought and I thought and I thought... "What can I get to cover up those things?"
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know, Ray what was it that we were doing in the city that reminded you of "To Kill a Mockingbird"?
Ray: What?
Debra: Remember? Remember, you said, "We were in the city," and I said, "Oh my God!" What was that?
Ray: Right. Right. Well we were in the city, and you said, "Oh my God," because of all the pigeons that there were that day in the city. And I thought, "Pigeons... Birds... Of a feather flock together... Flock, mock-ing bird" Merry Christmas!
Debra: Oh, wow!
Robert: Wow!
Ray: I know, right? It's funny how the mind works, isn't it?
Quote from Robert
Robert: It was me!
Debra: What?
Robert: You should be happy with me! I told him to get you that book! It was my idea, not Raymond's! Me, mine, all me!
Ray: Wait, Robert-
Robert: Oh, you never even heard of "To Kill a Mockingbird"!
Ray: Oh yes, I did!
Robert: You did not. You never read the book, you never saw the movie! I bet you didn't even know there was a movie about it! Huh? Who's the star of the movie, Raymond?
Ray: What- What- What is the diff-
Robert: Gregory Peck! Gregory Peck! He played Atticus Finch! Gregory Peck! "All right, Scout, step aside while I shoot this rabid dog." He won the Oscar in 1962! You moron!