Robert Quote #549
Quote from Robert in She's the One
Debra: So how many dates have you been on?
Robert: Well, tonight was the third one, and I know it's kinda early, but I'm getting this feeling. I don't know... I think she might be...
Debra: What do you mean? The one? Are you saying that you think Angela might be the one?
Ray: All right, whoa. Let's not jump the gun, okay? I mean, don't forget, he married one that wasn't the one.
Debra: So when are we gonna meet her?
Robert: Well, listen, I would love that, but I'm a little afraid about bringin' her over here 'cause, you know, Mom and Dad will pop by, and I kinda don't want her to meet them until... ever.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘She's the One’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: This again?!
Marie: A woman ate a fly? Nobody believes your stories, Robbie. Just say it.
Robert: No!
Marie: "I'm a gay."
Robert: What?
Marie: You'll feel better. "Hello, I'm queer, and now I'm here!"
Ray: Who says that?
Marie: That's the slogan. Just admit it already!
Quote from Ray
Debra: Listen, Robert, just relax. If Angela really is the one, she's gonna have to meet your parents at some point. You might as well get it over with. Right, Ray?
Ray: [turns around] She's not the one.
Robert: What?
Ray: Come here. Listen. Listen. I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know, because I saw it.
Robert: What are you talking about?
Debra: What did you see, Ray?
Ray: Angela ate the fly.
Debra: What?!
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she ate it!
Quote from Marie
Debra: Come on, Robert, she does not.
Ray: Oh, what is it about you that you don't believe me when I tell you? She sat right there at your dinner table and ate a fly!
Marie: I could believe that.
Ray: No, Mom, it wasn't in the food.
Marie: Oh. I don't believe that.