Ray Quote #1502
Quote from Ray in The Annoying KId
Spencer: Beep! Enemy targets identified. Beep!
Ray: Ha ha ha. We're under attack. Hey, guys, you know where there's a lot of other enemies? Out in the backyard.
Spencer: Negative.
Ray: [stands up] Seriously, guys, why don't you go outside, you know? See if you can do something. [Spencer puts his toy weapon on the chair as Ray goes to sit back down] Agh! What the heck?
Spencer: Target destroyed!
Neil: You okay there, Ray?
Ray: Yeah. I think I'm all right. My target's not completely destroyed.
Debra: It wasn't in that great a shape to begin with. I'm kidding.
Ray: Ha ha ha, yeah yeah.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Annoying KId’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: Look, I'm telling you, I just don't like that kid. I don't make you spend time with people you don't like.
Debra: Oh no?
Ray: What? Oh, my parents?
Debra: Yes, your parents. They take up all the time we would normally spend with friends. In fact, they're friend-repellent.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Aw, that's too bad. The kids really liked him. What are we gonna tell them?
Ray: We'll just explain to them that a wicked witch baked him in a pie.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Who can't we stand? Your mother?
Robert: No, we're talking about that Spencer. Kid's weird. [touches food to his chin and eats]
Ray: I know. Isn't he annoying? He's annoying.
Frank: Sure. He's a kid. All kids are annoying. You two were horrible.
Ray: No, we weren't.
Frank: Oh yes, very much so. You'd go around talking funny, playing your stupid crap. It bugged the hell out of me.
Ray: Look, this kid's in a class by himself, okay? I was nothing like him.
Frank: Well, he's definitely smarter than you were. Even now it's pretty close.