Ray Quote #1429
Quote from Ray in Counseling
Ray: I'm tired. I drove the kids to all their crap. I'd like to sit down for a little while.
Debra: Well, me too.
Ray: Come on! Ow! Why do you always do this? Every time we have people over we spend all day making the fake house.
Debra: It's not fake. It's the way the house should be all the time.
Ray: Yes, but it isn't, so actually it's like lying, huh, right? Is that what you're about, lying to people?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: That's why I want to go to counseling. I don't think it's that you're just lazy. I think there's a deeper reason behind this, and if we could just figure it out, you and I could be happier.
Ray: Come on, you know me. There's not much deepness. I just... I like to be taken care of.
Debra: You gotta understand, Ray, that that's not a wife. That's a mother.
Ray: Well, maybe that's what I want!
Frank: Holy crap!
Quote from Frank
Marie: Come on, stop it, you two.
Frank: I gotta say, the counseling doesn't seem to be working.
Marie: Now, I want you to sit down and let's try to talk this out.
Debra: Marie, I am not sitting down.
Marie: Please, Debra. I may not be a certified therapist, but I've been told by many people that I could be.
Frank: That's not what they mean when they say you're certifiable.
Quote from Ray
Ray: But I gotta tell you, it's more than just the golf. Debra is like a saint. You can't believe the things she has to put up with. Once, I actually taped a football game over our wedding video.
Debra: Pamela, can I just-
Pamela: Hold on, hold on. Let's let Ray get this out.
Ray: Well, it's probably the worst thing a husband can do, right? All I could think of to fix it was to arrange to have our wedding vows renewed.
Pamela: Aw, that's nice.
Ray: I guess. Actually, I think the whole thing ended with us making love.