Frank Quote #613
Debra: Wait. Wait a minute. You guys planned this whole thing?
Marie: What?
Robert: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Judy: You're not mad, are you?
Debra: No, I'm not mad.
Marie: Oh. How could I be mad when you gave Debra back to me?
Ray: Yeah, well, then there's somebody else you should thank.
Frank: [chuckles] And the Oscar goes to...
Robert: Yeah, but what was with that slap in the head?
Frank: I was in the moment.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]