Robert Quote #521
Mariann: Our leader likes to bring notables into the fold so that we can better explain our mission to the world. And you, Ray Barone, are a notable.
Ray: Huh. Tell that to my wife.
Mariann: [delayed laugh]
Robert: Uh, e-e-excuse me. So, you used me to get to Ray?
Gerard: No, no, no, no. Not used, more like... [lost for words]
Mariann: It's nice to have you with us, too, Robert. Robert! Robert. [few others join in] Robert. Robert.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]