Robert Quote #496
Quote from Robert in The Breakup Tape
Frank: So this Karen broad dumped you over the phone on a tape? [chuckles]
Marie: You never told me anything about a Karen. How long did you two date?
Ray: I don't know. Like five months.
Marie: You went together five months, and this is how I find out about it?
Ray: Oh, come on, Ma! It was 20 years ago!
Marie: What were you doing with her?
Robert: Nothing that kept her happy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?
Quote from Debra
Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.