Ray Quote #1352

Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape

Debra: A breakup tape? That's like keeping a hangnail.
Ray: No, it's not, okay? There's plenty of people that would keep this.
Debra: Who?
Ray: Anybody!
Debra: Nobody.
Ray: Not nobody, because l-body!
Debra: "I-body"? You know, the hardest thing to believe about this tape is that you went to college.
Ray: Yeah, all right. Just gimme my tape.
Debra: When you tell me why you keep it.
Ray: I don't have to tell you anything! All right, what you did is unconscionable. That's right, there's your college.

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 ‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?

Quote from Debra

Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.