Ray Quote #1351

Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape

Ray: [on tape] "Hi, this is Ray. If I'm not here, I'm probably hanging at the quad with my girl, Karen. You know it!" [beep]
Karen: [on tape] "Ray, it's Karen. Listen, there's something I need to say. I wanted to tell you at the Kappa Delta Hoedown, but you were having so much fun playing foosball, so well, I'll just say it. I was thinking that maybe we should start seeing other people and, you know not each other. I'm sorry to kinda break up and everything on the phone, but I didn't wanna... Anyway. Okay, I gotta go. And you should change your outgoing message, okay? Bye."
Ray: I was wondering why she hadn't called.

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 ‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.

Quote from Debra

Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?