Ray Quote #1369
Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape
Debra: Ray, you ready? You ready for this?
Marie: [on tape] "Hello, Raymond, it's your mother. I haven't heard from you today. Did you enjoy the cookies I sent you?" [beep] "Raymond, it's your mother. I still haven't heard from you. I hope you're all right." [beep] "Raymond Albert Barone! This is your mother! You pick up that phone and you call me!" [beep]
Frank: [on tape] "Ray, it's your father. Jeezaloo, call your mother!" [beep]
Robert: [on tape] "Ray, Robert. I was thinkin' of comin' up this weekend."
Marie: [on tape] "Are you talking to Raymond?"
Robert: [on tape] "I gotta get out of this house! I can't take it anymore. Why would you go to college? You gotta help me, man!
Marie: [on tape] "Give me that phone!"
Robert: [on tape] "Ma, no get outta my room."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?
Quote from Debra
Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.