Robert Quote #453

Quote from Robert in Raybert

Natasha: I've got to go. I hope to be seeing you again, Robert.
Ray: Oh, yeah! Right, right.
Natasha: Oh, how did this get here?
Robert: Oh, yeah. Robert brought this over. He stopped by my office this morning and delivered it here. Always thinking of me.
Ray: Hmm. Hey, Ray, could I get one of those brownies?
Robert: Certainly.
Ray: Thanks, Ray. [Ray touches the brownie to his chin before he takes a bite]
Natasha: That's funny. Ray does that chin thing, too.
Ray: Yeah, we're both idiots 'cause we do that.


 ‘Raybert’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!

Quote from Robert

Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.

Quote from Frank

Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!