Ray Quote #1223
Quote from Ray in Marie's Sculpture
Ray: Can I talk to you? Come over here a second. Did you look at the sculpture?
Debra: Yeah. It's great. What?
Ray: Yeah, well... What does it look like?
Debra: I don't know. It doesn't look like anything.
Ray: Oh, it definitely looks like something.
Debra: What?
Ray: Don't you think it looks a little like a...
Debra: What?
Ray: Isn't it a bit too ladylike?
Debra: [gasps] [scoffs] Great!
Ray: You see?
Debra: Oh, now I do, thank you.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie's Sculpture’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, do you see what they see?
Ray: Um... I don't know.
Marie: No, tell me the truth.
Ray: Well... Maybe if I squint a little.
Marie: Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian!
Quote from Marie
Sister Ann: Mrs. Barone, hello. Is that the sculpture you intended to contribute to the church auction?
Marie: Yes.
Sister Ann: Well, don't you think the subject matter is... Might be inappropriate?
Marie: Subject matter? What do you mean?
Sister Ann: Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... [whispers to Marie]
Marie: What?! What's wrong with you?
Sister Ann: It's just that it may not be right for the church-
Marie: Are you crazy?!
Quote from Frank
Frank: You know how you can tell it's good art? Because it follows you when you move.