Debra Quote #378

Quote from Debra in No Roll

Debra: Look, this isn't easy for me to talk about, either.
Ray: How bad is this?
Debra: No, it's not bad, and it's not just you.
Ray: Who else?
Debra: Me! Ray, it's about us. Listen. Just listen. I need more variety.
Ray: Variety? You need variety? I got that. I was worried you were going to mention my... Well, why bring it up? But variety? I am variety. I'm Ed Sullivan. Variety. Wasn't I the guy who came into the bedroom with the cowboy hat on, uh? How about the time I was the fireman and you were the burning sorority house?
Debra: Well, I mean, by variety, I mean... Look, the cowboy and the fireman are fun, but once they take their hats off, they're pretty much the same.
Ray: What do you mean?
Debra: I need them to be less selfish.

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 ‘No Roll’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.

Quote from Marie

Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.

Quote from Marie

Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.