Ray Quote #1203
Debra: Why did you buy the game, Ray, huh? That's what I really don't understand. Why did you buy it if you didn't want to play?
Ray: I thought it would be fun. It's got something for both of us. Sex for me, reading for you.
Debra: You really have no idea what this game is for, do you?
Ray: Yes, I have an idea. The game is to get you in the mood. Remember the mood?
Debra: No, this game is not about my mood. This game is supposed to improve our sex life.
Ray: Yeah, well, then I got the wrong game. I should've got the game that gets you to have a sex life.
Debra: Oh, yes, you're the poor sex-starved husband.
Ray: Yeah, and you're the poor put-upon wife who doesn't get any romance.
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Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.
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Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.