Ray Quote #1192
Ray: How's your book?
Debra: It's really great.
Ray: Yeah?
Debra: Yeah, it takes place in the 19th century-
Ray: That's very interesting.
Debra: Ray! What are you doing?
Ray: What? You're up.
Debra: So what?
Ray: So, I-I come in here, you're up, you're in a good mood, you're not too tired.
Debra: Who says I'm not too tired? All I'm doing is reading.
Ray: So you could stay up to read, but you can't spare two minutes for sex?
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Quote from Frank
Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.