Robert Quote #413
Quote from Robert in Say Uncle
Robert: Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. I understand you being bored by the kids. They're kids. Believe it or not, I myself don't find playing monster for four hours all that stimulating either. But it's not about me. I do it because they like it.
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: But I get to do something that you don't. I get to leave. So it really wasn't fair of me to compare myself to you who has a full-time job and who is a full-time dad. And a damn good one.
Ray: Oh. Thank you, Robert.
Robert: You're welcome, Raymond.
Ray: Okay. All right, I'm gonna go. I'll tell the kids that you said hi.
Robert: Great.
Ray: Okay, bye.
Robert: Bye.
Lisa: Wow, Robert, no wonder you're such a good doctor.
Robert: You said, "Get a life."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Say Uncle’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]