Debra Quote #352
Ray: So you wanna get back in the sheets where you look so nice?
Debra: I can't believe you did this!
Ray: Okay, listen, I screwed up. Okay, but it's my money to screw up with.
Debra: What did you say?
Ray: "With which to screw up"?
[Debra takes her pillow and a blanket off the bed and heads for the door]
Ray: What? What did I say?
[Debra returns to the bed and takes Ray's pillow, the comforter, the mattress cover, and a pillow covering a box.]
Ray: If you're doing a load, I got some socks!
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Quote from Debra
Debra: Here.
Ray: What's this?
Debra: A little something I worked up last night.
Ray: "Laundry, $75 a week. General housecleaning, $200 a week."
Ray: What is this, a bill?
Debra: That's right.
Ray: "Full time child care, a thousand dollars a week."
Debra: Yeah, I gave you a break on that one. I billed the twins as one item.
Ray: So, you're charging me now, to be the wife?
Debra: Well, if it's all your money, then "the wife" should get paid.
Ray: Uh-huh. "Personal chef, $300." Yeah, I think we're using the word "chef" pretty loosely.
Quote from Robert
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Quote from Debra
Debra: What?
Marie: Well, just looking through some of these housekeeping things you claim you do. I think maybe I'm entitled to some of this money.
Ray: Well, looks like someone's padding the bill.
Debra: Look, Ray, I can't help it if people break in here and clean.