Marie Quote #366
Quote from Marie in What Good Are You?
Ray: You know, so I didn't know the exact right thing to do at that particular moment. I'm still... you know, right?
Marie: What, dear?
Ray: Well like, in an emergency situation. You'd still want me around, right?
Marie: What kind of emergency?
Ray: I don't know. I save you from something. A flood, a fire.
Marie: Are there other people around?
Ray: Oh, come on, Ma!
Marie: It's just that when it comes to acting under pressure, you're not exactly... But Robert happens to be very capable.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘What Good Are You?’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: All right, let's say Robert's not here. He's giving CPR to a kitten, okay? Then then you want me.
Marie: Is your father available?
Ray: What?
Marie: Say what you will about him, but when it comes to something like this, he can be very impressive. I mean, he's a fighter. He's got that inner rage. Actually, he's just looking for an excuse to use it.
Ray: And you like that? You're the one always complaining that he isn't sensitive enough.
Marie: But you just don't want sensitive. Sensitive doesn't scare off a burglar, or a peeping Tom.
Ray: That's a big problem around here, is it?
Quote from Marie
Marie: Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're a sweet boy and that's what you do.
Ray: I'm not sweet!
Marie: All right, don't get upset. What I meant to say is that you're sweet, but you're also manly. You're a strapping, virile man.
Frank: Said his mommy.
Marie: I'm not only his mommy, Frank. I'm also a woman.
Ray: Oh God.
Quote from Ray
Ray: And then the beautiful princess said, "Oh, brave and handsome knight, thank you for taking that painful wooden spike out of my hand. I will marry you! I'm lucky to marry you!" And the townspeople rejoiced. Except for the giant, evil cowardly brother. Who was banished from the kingdom forever. And had to live 1.38 miles away.
Kids: Yay, yay, yay, yay.
Debra: My hero.