Ray Quote #1075
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Ray: Come on, it's like you don't even want to go to the movies.
Debra: It's okay.
Ray: Wait a minute. You want to not go to the movies.
Debra: What?
Ray: Yeah, that's right. Because then if you go to the movies, you don't get to say "I never get to go to the movies."
Debra: When do I say that?
Ray: You say that all the time. "I never get to do anything." You love that. You're like one of those... What do you call them?
Debra: A martyr?
Ray: Yes!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.