Debra Quote #321
Quote from Debra in Christmas Present
Debra: So what, Ray? Is this what you always do? Have you ever gotten me a present without expecting something in return?
Ray: Yes, plenty of times.
Debra: Yeah, it's just like the kissing. You only kiss me 'cause you think it's gonna lead to sex.
Ray: Oh, baby, that is not true.
Debra: You know, the worst part isn't that you're a manipulative jerk, it's that you think I'm like you!
Ray: No, I don't think you're manipulative. I think you're pretty.
[Debra takes the beater and flicks chocolate at Ray]
Ray: Come on! Those could've had walnuts in 'em!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.