Ray Quote #1069
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Debra: Oh-ho, look at that, it's the crock pot. How did you know?
Ray: A cute little birdie told me.
Robert: But I thought you were-
Ray: Ba! Ba! And... Here we go.
Debra: Oh, that one is for me?
Ray: Just a little something else for someone who's something else.
Debra: Oh, Ray! What'd you do? Oh my gosh! It's all new cookware!
Marie: [laughs] Oh, sorry.
Debra: Oh, look at this, it's beautiful! I love this, but the crock pot would have been enough.
Ray: No, no it wouldn't have.
Debra: Oh! Thank you! I love it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.