Frank Quote #418
Debra: You'll just have to pay the deductible.
Frank: $1,000? Stinkin' crooks. All right, here's what you do. You get your contractor to add an extra grand to the bill. Then when your insurance company cuts you your check, I get it back.
Robert: All right, Dad, look, I don't want to hear this.
Frank: Hey, Dudley Do-Right, wake up! This is the way the world works. It's built into the insurance system.
Robert: Oh, yeah? Well, it's also built into the criminal justice system. Category: Fraud.
Frank: Nerd!
Robert: Nerd?
Frank: Nerd!
Robert: Calling me a nerd? You drive into the house and now I'm a nerd?
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Frank: I'll have the brakes checked when I get the taillight fixed.
Debra: The taillight?! Frank! Look at the house.
Frank: I saw it. Look at this. This drywall, it's like paper. Probably foreign-made. On the other hand, say what you want about American cars... Beats a house.
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Debra: Robert, what do we do?
Robert: I'll fill out a report. You should call your insurance companies.
Frank: Oh, here we go. Why the hell did I let you drive?
Marie: Because you can't see anymore.
Frank: I can see a house!
Quote from Debra
Debra: Tell your father we're doing this the right way.
Frank: Hey, me not having to pay anything is the right way. Oh, holy crap! Look at this scratch!
Debra: Okay, see, here's the thing: When a person drives their car into someone's home, I think that person should be sympathetic and apologetic and try to help the person whose home has been demolished try to make it better!
Frank: Hey, I'm trying, but you won't listen.
Debra: I won't listen?!
Marie: I must say, Debra, that tone doesn't help the situation.
Debra: My tone?! My tone! You just drove a car into my house!