Robert Quote #336

Quote from Robert in Robert's Divorce

[flashback:]
Robert: I'm tired of the way you treat him. He's my brother. And I'm gonna tell you something else, Joanne. Maybe if you just showed a little warmth to people, they wouldn't be so scared of you. And maybe if you just gave me a clue that you still cared about me, I wouldn't spend so much time hiding out at Ray and Debra's.
And you wanna know something else? Things are gonna have to start changing around here.
Joanne: I want a divorce.
Robert: What?
Joanne: Ah, that felt good. I've been waiting for the right time. Thank you. [doorbell rings]
Ray: I'll get that.
Joanne: I'm glad we talked. How much time do you think you'll need to get your stuff out of the house?

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 ‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?

Quote from Frank

Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.

Quote from Ray

[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.