Robert Quote #329

Quote from Robert in Robert's Divorce

[flashback:]
Joanne: What are you doing?
Robert: I am rubbing your shoulders.
Joanne: Why?
Robert: I don't know, you're my mush-mush?
Joanne: It's okay.
Robert: I'm sorry. Was I hurting you? Sometimes I don't know my own strength.
Joanne: You and your big mitts. That's why we can't have pets.
Robert: My funny lady! Oh, look out for Mr. Big Hands.
Joanne: Okay, I'm going to bed.

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 ‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?

Quote from Frank

Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.

Quote from Ray

[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.