Robert Quote #325

Quote from Robert in Robert's Divorce

Robert: Thank you. This is a very special night for me. I finally feel like I've put my bull wound behind me. I said, "behind me." [laughter]
Debra: Oh, I got it.
Robert: No, but I gotta tell you, it's been a tough few months getting back on my feet, and now that I have Amy at my side again, and I'm back doing the job that I love, I've never felt better. And also I think I have gotten over my anxiety vis-a-vis public restrooms, so if you'll excuse me, I shall return presently.

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 ‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?

Quote from Frank

Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.

Quote from Ray

[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.