Ray Quote #953
Quote from Ray in Alone Time
Ray: All right, all right. Let's do it. What do we do?
Debra: You could go, take the kids and do something.
Ray: The kids? That's more yelling.
Debra: Yes, Ray, that's how I get to be alone. You could take them to the park for an afternoon once in a while.
Ray: A whole afternoon?
Debra: All right, Ray, take them over to your mother's and she can babysit all of you.
Ray: All right, we'll do it. We'll do it tomorrow, okay? But you've got to promise to keep up the maintenance on the old soup strainer. Come on, that's it. That's all I've got, except Groucho, something about Groucho. Come on, look at the bright side the mustache will distract me from the cellulite. [Debra runs after Ray]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Alone Time’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: You are an egomaniac.
Ray: What?!
Debra: You think everything's about you. My crying had nothing to do with you. You wanna know why I was crying? 'Cause I was in the mood.
Ray: In the mood?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I just felt like it. It's cathartic.
Ray: All right, we have to get a dictionary for in here.
Debra: You know that commercial where the little kid's making soup for his sister and how every time it comes on, I get all choked up?
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Okay, I like that. Sometimes I just like to cry. It's like a release.
Ray: So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon?
Debra: No, I was just in the mood and I made myself cry.
Quote from Marie
Robert: Well, I did it. Around the block in 37 minutes.
Frank: He beat your record, Marie.
Marie: What am I rushing back to?
Quote from Debra
Ray: How do you do that?
Debra: I just take my mascara off and sometimes I put on a sad song and I make a crying face and it just comes out.
Ray: What song?
Debra: The theme from "Ice Castles."
Ray: Really?
Debra: Yes. I was having a good cry, that's all it is. Haven't you ever heard of you know, somebody singing the blues?
Ray: So all of a sudden you're this old blues-singing guy with a mustache?
Debra: See, that's why I wanted alone time today, because obviously this isn't something I can explain to you.
Ray: Okay, so you cry because I'm stupid.
Debra: I eat ice cream because you're stupid.