Debra Quote #273
Quote from Debra in Alone Time
Debra: You just don't walk in on somebody. You weren't even supposed to be here anymore.
Ray: You walk in on me all the time.
Debra: 'Cause you don't close the door.
Ray: That's 'cause I have nothing to hide.
Debra: Trust me, you do.
Debra: You know the bathroom was the last place I had any privacy and now that's gone.
Ray: I could build you a tree house.
Debra: I never get to be alone, never. You're with me, or the kids are with me and when the kids are gone, I'm still not alone, 'cause your parents walk in here all the time. I mean, you get to leave, you know? You go to work and you're alone in your car, in the office, and I just need some time to mys- What are you smiling about?
Ray: I'm just picturing you tying a young girl to the railroad tracks. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Debra: I don't have a mustache!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Alone Time’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: You are an egomaniac.
Ray: What?!
Debra: You think everything's about you. My crying had nothing to do with you. You wanna know why I was crying? 'Cause I was in the mood.
Ray: In the mood?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I just felt like it. It's cathartic.
Ray: All right, we have to get a dictionary for in here.
Debra: You know that commercial where the little kid's making soup for his sister and how every time it comes on, I get all choked up?
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Okay, I like that. Sometimes I just like to cry. It's like a release.
Ray: So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon?
Debra: No, I was just in the mood and I made myself cry.
Quote from Marie
Robert: Well, I did it. Around the block in 37 minutes.
Frank: He beat your record, Marie.
Marie: What am I rushing back to?
Quote from Debra
Ray: How do you do that?
Debra: I just take my mascara off and sometimes I put on a sad song and I make a crying face and it just comes out.
Ray: What song?
Debra: The theme from "Ice Castles."
Ray: Really?
Debra: Yes. I was having a good cry, that's all it is. Haven't you ever heard of you know, somebody singing the blues?
Ray: So all of a sudden you're this old blues-singing guy with a mustache?
Debra: See, that's why I wanted alone time today, because obviously this isn't something I can explain to you.
Ray: Okay, so you cry because I'm stupid.
Debra: I eat ice cream because you're stupid.