Ray Quote #946

Quote from Ray in Marie and Frank's New Friends

Debra: Ahem, so, gosh, Marie, it must feel so liberating to own the house now, huh?
Marie: Yeah.
Debra: Gosh, think of all the things you can do now, like you could entertain more.
Frank: Geez, we just had a party. What are we, Studio 54?
Debra: No, really, you deserve your own social life. Especially now that all your house obligations are over, and we seem to be managing. Now might be the perfect time for you to say, "Hi, neighbor!"
Frank: [holds up TV remote] I got all the friends I need right here.
Marie: You see, Debra? I would love to start entertaining again, but if we have guests, what am I supposed to do with this?
Ray: Tell them that you lost a bet, and you've got to clean and feed him for another year.

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 ‘Marie and Frank's New Friends’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: The house is now paid off. And here's to the wonderful people at Lynbrook Mortgage. Thanks for the calendars, and you can all kiss my great American ass.
Debra: Grandpa, Grandpa.
Frank: Oh, oh, sorry, kids. Don't say ass. Hey, that was fun.
Debra: Yeah!
Frank: Now let's have a real party. Marie, go get our marriage license.
Marie: You know, now that the place is all ours, I can't wait to redecorate and get rid of some of that old stuff. So long, Frank.

Quote from Ray

Robert: Ma, Dad, congratulations. The house becomes part of your estate which in the old country would be passed down to the firstborn son.
Ray: In the old country, you'd be working in the circus.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Hey, hey, it's the monkeys!
Ally: Hi, Daddy.
Debra: Yay, Daddy's home! How was Chicago?
Ray: What are you saying, I'm cheating on you? Is that it? She means nothing! I missed you. I miss all that fun stuff.
Ally: Daddy, what did you bring us?
Ray: What did I bring you? Um... Well, let's see, got something. I brought you something. Okay, for Michael some lovely: apricot shampoo. Ahh. For Geoffrey, conditioner! Mmm. All imported from the enchanted isle of Marriott. You having trouble getting your shoes on, Ally? Not anymore!
Debra: Ray.
Ray: Don't worry, I didn't forget you, my darling. For Mommy, something as sweet as she is some fine candies.
Debra: Aw, the mints from your pillow.
Ray: Yeah. As part of the hotel's turn-down service.
Debra: Well, tonight you're gonna get my turn-down service.
Ray: Well, I guess Mommy doesn't want peanuts from the sky.