Marie Quote #299
Marie: What kind of cards?
Ray: Nothing, Ma. Just this Korean thing the kids are into now.
Marie: Oh, Hackidu. What card did she have?
Ray: I don't know. Scrami-something or other.
Marie: A Scramisaur?
Debra: You know about this stuff?
Marie: A little. Scramisaur is the fastest creature on Hackidu mountain. He starts off as a Slugowog, very slow. And he can only evolve into a Scramisaur if he gets the sonic crystal. That's why Scramisaurs are rare and valuable. [off everyone's confusion] I'm Grandma. I have this and candy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Hackidu’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Debra: No, Frank, Bill Parker's not like that. Where you going?
Ray: I got a little unfinished business with your boyfriend.
Marie: Boyfriend?
Robert: Well, this could explain why all the kids are blond.
Debra: And smart.
Quote from Frank
Frank: I know one thing: kids love this card crap. When you were a kid, you were all loopy about Batman cards. You loved 'em, and our old picnic table was wobbly, and I took a bunch of those cards and stuck 'em under the leg.
Ray: I remember that. They got destroyed in the rain.
Robert: You're not gonna cry, are you, Raymond?
Frank: No, that's the thing. He didn't cry. He just looked betrayed. It tore my heart out. I- I I can't forget that look. Stop it!
Ray: What?
Frank: That look. There it is! Stop it!
Ray: I'm not doing anything!
Frank: Don't lie. It's subtle but it's there. Hey, I'm sorry about your cards already. It's the one thing I did wrong.
Robert: The one thing? How about when I was 10 and you backed your car over my big toe?
Frank: Doesn't ring a bell.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Well, wait a minute, Mom. How valuable is this Scramisaur card?
Marie: Oh, you can't find 'em in the stores. Believe me, I looked. But if you find one mint condition, no creases, that's $65.
Ray: $65?
Frank: Holy crap! This is the work of the North Koreans.