Robert Quote #274
Quote from Robert in Robert's Rodeo
Sergeant Judy: So we roll in and everyone scatters. We're running after them and then we realize some of the animals were heading down Queens Boulevard.
Robert: So I took off after the horses.
Marie: You always wanted a pony.
Ray: All right, Ma, nobody cares about that. What happened to you?
Robert: Well, the horses were too fast, so I gave up. Then I hear "buh-boom, buh-boom." I look over, and there he is.
Frank: Who?
Sergeant Judy: A bull.
Debra: A bull?!
Sergeant Judy: Yep, a big old bull. He was tied to a telephone pole, but he broke loose.
Robert: Then he started heading right for Judy.
Marie: Oh my God!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Rodeo’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Debra: Where did he get you?
Robert: In my adductor magnus.
Frank: Your what?
Robert: It's my upper thigh area.
Ray: Sounds like he got you in the ass. [chuckles] I'm not- I'm not laughing. It's horrible, it's horrible. I'm not laughing.
Robert: It's upper thigh.
Marie: Oh, I hate all this police business. I always knew I'd get this call.
Ray: Really? The "your son has been gored in the ass by a bull" call?
Robert: It's upper thigh!
Quote from Marie
Frank: What happened?
Robert: Well, I yelled, "Hey, hey, bull!" I don't know. I guess I distracted him because he stopped cold. And then he turned. And then he started coming for me.
Debra: Oh, no!
Robert: Oh, yeah. It was like that Wall Street ad.
Frank: Or that malt liquor commercial.
Robert: Yeah. So he's coming towards me, and...
Marie: Did you get away?
Robert: [long silence] Where are we, Ma?
Quote from Robert
Robert: I'm telling you, the ground, it shook.
Frank: Why didn't you run?
Robert: I did run, Dad. I don't know if you've ever been in this situation before, but the first thing that comes to mind is run! So I'm running and running, and he's getting closer and closer, and then his horn gets me and my feet are off the ground, like I'm flying. Incredibly painful flying. Then he tosses me aside like a sock, and I'm on the pavement, and he gives me a couple of snorts and lumbers up the ramp and into his trailer.
Debra: Unbelievable! You were gored!
Frank: By a freakin' bull! Holy crap!