Frank Quote #347

Quote from Frank in What's with Robert?

Frank: Do you dust too, with a little feather duster, Nancy?
Ray: You know, Dad, sometimes when you talk like that people could get offended.
Frank: Offended by what?
Ray: Nothing. Nothing. Forget about it.
Frank: What?
Ray: Nothing, it's just when you say Nancy, what are you implying exactly?
Frank: That your name should be Nancy.
Ray: And when you say Nancy, that's your word for gay?
Frank: Very well.
Ray: And you mean that as an insult?
Frank: Yes, I believe I do.
Ray: Well, that's not nice.
Frank: That's why it's a good insult.
Ray: No, I mean, that's not nice to gay people.
Frank: You're right. I'm sorry... Mary.


 ‘What's with Robert?’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."

Quote from Marie

Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.

Quote from Frank

Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.