Debra Quote #236
Quote from Debra in Debra's Workout
Ray: You know I'm right, right? How would you like it if I did that to you?
Debra: Oh, please! What about every year when that stupid swimsuit issue arrives? I know I'm not gonna be getting much sleep that night. Why is that, Ray?
Ray: That's not true. That's not true. Don't try to make that like this.
Debra: What about the naked channel that you're always trying to check to see if they forgot to scramble it?
Ray: That's I'm not checking it! It's on the way to the Travel Channel.
Debra: Who's the one in the bedroom with all the little character suggestions, huh? "I'm the stock-boy and you can't reach the sauce." Or "Ooh, come to bed with a limp."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Debra's Workout’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, it's none of my business, but I think maybe this might be Debra's way of trying to compensate.
Robert: How so, Ma?
Marie: Well, if you can't cook in the kitchen...
Quote from Marie
Frank: So what are you so upset about? Sounds like Mr. Muscle here is saving you some prep work.
Marie: I don't like that, Frank. And I have to say, Raymond, I think that Debra is playing a very dangerous game.
Frank: Oh, what are you talking about? Who cares where she gets her appetite as long as she has her meal at home?
Ray: Stop, stop!
Marie: Raymond. Raymond, you have to get Debra out of this class right now.
Frank: Why? This guy is helping out! Maybe Ray doesn't have what it takes to get Debra's motor running.
Marie: Raymond's got plenty!
Ray: Thank you! Mom! Huh! [exits]
Quote from Gianni
Andy: All right. So you had a busy morning. Did you remember how to do everything or did you have to consult the manual? [laughs]
Ray: Hey! You wanna know something? You're not gonna believe this. Third time this week. That's a Barone record.
Andy: Three times? Get outta here.
Gianni: No way.
Ray: Three times. Tuesday, Thursday, today.
Gianni: I think you're confusing sex with showering.