Ray Quote #799
Ray: Yeah, but the ball doesn't just bounce in there, okay? You don't know what it's like when a foul ball comes at you.
Debra: Don't children catch them?
Ray: Yeah, they catch the ones that come, "Oh look, bally! Ooh!" But this one came in, "Ray Barone!"
Debra: And at the last minute, it said, "Chocolate cake!"
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. All right, make fun, okay? When the ball does take my head off, maybe you won't be so mockulatory.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Will’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: We should put something in there that if I die you can't marry another man named Ray.
David Atkins: Excuse me?
Ray: Well, 'cause eventually everyone would call him Ray and me "Dead Ray."
David Atkins: I don't think I can-
Debra: Just ignore him.
Quote from Robert
Robert: I wasn't even asked.
Ray: Well, Robert, we just, you know...
Robert: Who'd you pick?
Debra: Linda and Bernie Gruenfelder.
Robert: Bernie Gruenfelder. Well, let's see: A chubby jet-ski salesman versus a blood-related protector of the people? Yeah, well, that's a no-brainer.
Quote from Debra
Debra: All right, I'm sorry. So the salt didn't stay on your pretzel.
Ray: Yes! All right, so I'm... I'm bending down to wipe the salt off my shirt, and bam, a foul ball comes flying into the booth. It came this close to hitting me!
Debra: Yeah?
Ray: Yeah! I felt its wind! And then I turn and Andy, who just got a turkey and cheese sandwich, and the ball knocks it off his tray. The soda, pickles, chips, chocolate cake, everything!
Debra: You get chocolate cake in the press box?
Ray: It was Friday. We get a different cake every Friday. But you're missing the point.
Debra: No, I'm getting the point. A ball bounced into your world and disturbed paradise!