Robert Quote #226
Debra: Whew, sorry that took so long. Oh hi guys. It's just that Geoffrey was having that Humpty Dumpty dream again. "All the King's horses, and all the King's men couldn't put..." dadada dadada dadada da. He just has a real hard time with that one. I think that's why he won't eat eggs. How was your trip? [off Robert and Frank's looks] What?
Robert: Nothing nothing. New haircut?
Debra: No. I am using a new conditioner though.
Robert: Looks nice. Adds body.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: See, I expect this from Frank, but you boys have no reason to have any interest in such things.
Frank: Why not?
Marie: Because I never nursed them.
Frank: What the hell are you talking about?
Marie: Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert: That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank: That, and the two of you were almost the same height. We were gettin' looks.
Quote from Ray
Ray: All right. I like you and your breasts.
Debra: And I like you and your breasts.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Debra: What?
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What'd you say breasts for?
Debra: You just said it.
Ray: Yeah, but you have breasts. I don't have breasts.
Debra: Pecs, I meant to say pecs.
Ray: I know what you said and I know what you meant. You meant my sagging breasts. I've had three kids too, you know.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, God. I am so sick of this juvenile preoccupation with boob size and perkiness and cleavage and... I've had three kids, you know? These are not just for show. These were working breasts.
Ray: Come on, honey. Oh, come on. You say that like they're retired. They're still useful. They can do some occasional consulting work.