Ray Quote #751
Ray: Will you come on?! We're gonna be late! Every time.
Debra: [o.s.] Coming.
Frank: I can't believe you're gonna miss this game just to go to some stupid school parents' night.
Ray: You think I wanna? I just wanna go so I can get back.
Frank: You are some special kind of lady.
Ray: Come on!
Marie: Here you go, boys.
Ray: What's that?
Marie: Just some snacks.
Ray: Those are your calzones. Your homemade calzones. Aww. Stupid parent night!
Robert: Relax, Raymond. I'll save you some. And then we'll dance around in fairyland.
Ray: The cheese is burning the inside your mouth, isn't it?
Robert: [pained] I don't care.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: See, I expect this from Frank, but you boys have no reason to have any interest in such things.
Frank: Why not?
Marie: Because I never nursed them.
Frank: What the hell are you talking about?
Marie: Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert: That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank: That, and the two of you were almost the same height. We were gettin' looks.
Quote from Ray
Ray: All right. I like you and your breasts.
Debra: And I like you and your breasts.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Debra: What?
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What'd you say breasts for?
Debra: You just said it.
Ray: Yeah, but you have breasts. I don't have breasts.
Debra: Pecs, I meant to say pecs.
Ray: I know what you said and I know what you meant. You meant my sagging breasts. I've had three kids too, you know.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, God. I am so sick of this juvenile preoccupation with boob size and perkiness and cleavage and... I've had three kids, you know? These are not just for show. These were working breasts.
Ray: Come on, honey. Oh, come on. You say that like they're retired. They're still useful. They can do some occasional consulting work.