Ray Quote #742
Quote from Ray in How They Met
[flashback:]
Ray: It's a nice apartment you got here.
Debra: Oh, thanks.
Ray: It's a nice neighborhood. A lot of nice places to eat around here.
Debra: Yeah, I know.
Ray: You know what's good? That Chinese place with the crazy grandmother who screams at you.
Debra: Oh yeah, China Star. I love that place.
Ray: Yeah, yeah.
Debra: - You know what she's screaming?
Ray: Yeah, "Habanida!" She's- She's crazy.
Debra: She's saying "Have a nice day."
Ray: Oh. Oh! Maybe she's not crazy then.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘How They Met’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: Hi.
Ray: Hey, there, cummerbund. What are you doing? Oh, what's for dinner?
Debra: Lemon chicken.
Ray: Again?
Debra: What did you make?
Ray: Nothing.
Debra: Okay, you can have that and we'll have the lemon chicken.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally made a new friend. Daniel.
Ray: Daniel? A boy?
Ally: He's coming over on Sunday.
Ray: Coming over, yeah? Don't you think you should meet for coffee and see how that goes? Well, Ally, I'm looking forward to meeting your gentleman caller. And I hope Daniel realizes that he's getting involved with a very special young lady. [Ally looks to her mother]
Debra: Don't worry, honey. Daddy won't be here when he comes over.
Ally: Good.
Ray: You're gonna want me there when it's time to pay for the wedding, though, aren't you?
Quote from Robert
[flashback:]
Robert: Totally naked?
Ray: Yup.
Robert: Totally naked? A beautiful woman totally naked facing you?
Ray: Yes.
Robert: Another gift for Raymond. I burst into places all the time. I raid massage parlors. You know who I get to see naked? Fat guys. Fat hairy bald guys. You get to go out with a naked girl.