Debra: God, look I can't go back there. It's just too humiliating. I just- Oh God, I don't know what happened to me. The whole time I was arguing with Charlotte I was thinking, "Come on, what are you doing? Stop talking." But I had to keep fighting for Pete Za.
Ray: You know, I know why you fight. It's because you're surrounded by Barones. It's a jungle here. It's survival of the fittest. No, if you didn't learn how to hold your own my mother would be wearing you as a coat.
Debra: Look, I'm not gonna blame your family for me losing my job.
Ray: Why not?
Debra: Because that's a big cop-out.
Ray: I'm doing it when I get fired from my job.

Ray: All right, uh, we got milk, ginger ale and something pink.
Robert: Pink, please. [off Raymond's nervousness] What?
Ray: I sense a great disturbance in the force.
Marie: [enters] Hello, dear!
Robert: You gotta teach me how you do that?

Charlotte Sterling: It was really nice meeting you.
Ray: All right. Okay. I'll get out of your way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you didn't get to see Debra at her best. It's hard for her to be at her best all the time 'cause she's got so much to put up with. You know, there's me. I'm a much bigger problem than I look. And I don't know if she told you this, but my parents live across the street. Yeah, that's right. You know that guy that was bothering you on the phone? Imagine two of them coming over every day for the rest of your life. And she's already, she's juggling the kids and the school and the gymnastics. All right. Well, anyway, I'm sorry. You know what? You can refile that.
Charlotte Sterling: Gosh, I had no idea. How many kids do you have?
Ray: Seven.