Robert Quote #209

Quote from Robert in The Getaway

Robert: So I'm a nice guy to have over, but you wouldn't want me staying here.
Marie: What, Robert?
Robert: Nothing. Wasn't asked, wasn't considered.
Marie: What were you considered for, dear?
Robert: Let's see, today's category: child care.
Ray: Look, Robert. I didn't think-
Robert: Oh, you didn't think! Why would you think someone who's trained in CPR, public safety and conflict resolution would be able to babysit?

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 ‘The Getaway’ Quotes

Quote from Ray

Debra: Okay, all right. Then how do your parents feel about the Adirondacks?
Ray: What do you do there?
Debra: You rent a nice house. Look at this. Right on the lake.
Ray: We'd be staying in someone else's house?
Debra: They won't be there, Ray.
Ray: I don't sleep where other people have slept.
Debra: What do you think hotels are?
Ray: You're yelling. Why are you yelling?

Quote from Debra

Debra: Okay, come on, we've got pick one.
Ray: Okay, give me a minute. I just walked in the door.
Debra: I thought you'd be excited.
Ray: I will be. It's just if I get excited now I won't be able to sustain the level of excitement throughout the trip.
Debra: Yeah, trouble sustaining, we know.

Quote from Robert

Ray: You ever been to one of these bed and breakfasts?
Robert: Yeah, with my ex-wife.
Ray: How was it?
Robert: Did you not catch the end of that sentence?