Ray Quote #677
Debra: Ray.
Ray: All right, look. The reason I came down here is 'cause sometimes you're... You're too on me.
Debra: What?
Ray: In bed when we're sleeping, you don't stay on your side and then sometimes I can't sleep.
Debra: Oh, what are you saying? I hog the bed?
Ray: I know you're small, but that's in regular space, you know? In bed space, you're like one of those things in the scary movies with all the arms. And wherever you go on the spaceship you can't get away from it. Hey, where is he? He's not over here? Then, whoa! Aahhh! Aah!
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Boy: Are you a giant?
Robert: Not really. Any questions about being a police officer? Yes, you.
Girl: Could I climb on you?
Robert: Uh, not right now. I think I have time for one more question.
Boy: Are you going to eat us?
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Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I'm sorry. I'll try to stay on my side from now on.
Ray: And not touch me.
Debra: Not touch you?
Ray: Okay, great.
Debra: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What the hell are you talking about?
Ray: It's just hard for me to sleep with touching.
Debra: Me touching you? Oh my God, Ray! You know most husbands like cuddling with their wives.
Ray: No, they don't.
Debra: Yes, they do!
Ray: No! Nobody likes that! Nobody! The only time a guy likes cuddling is if he thinks it's gonna lead to... to lower cuddling.