Robert: So a policeman's job is to protect and to serve and to make all of us feel safe. I want to thank you for having me in for show and tell. And, uh, are there any questions?
Boy: Are you a giant?
Robert: Not really. Any questions about being a police officer? Yes, you.
Girl: Could I climb on you?
Robert: Uh, not right now. I think I have time for one more question.
Boy: Are you going to eat us?

Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.

Debra: I'm sorry. I'll try to stay on my side from now on.
Ray: And not touch me.
Debra: Not touch you?
Ray: Okay, great.
Debra: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What the hell are you talking about?
Ray: It's just hard for me to sleep with touching.
Debra: Me touching you? Oh my God, Ray! You know most husbands like cuddling with their wives.
Ray: No, they don't.
Debra: Yes, they do!
Ray: No! Nobody likes that! Nobody! The only time a guy likes cuddling is if he thinks it's gonna lead to... to lower cuddling.