Ray Quote #657
Quote from Ray in Cruising with Marie
Marie: This is our first trip.
Ted: Oh, well then, sir, may I recommend the deck by moonlight? You and your lady might enjoy the gorgeous--
Ray: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lady? Whoa! This is not my lady, okay? This is my mother.
Ted: Oh, sure, sure, sure. Mother. Done.
Ray: She really is my mother. Tell him you're my mother.
Marie: Oh, honey, look. Origami!
Ray: Look, what did you write there? I'm telling you the truth.
Ted: It doesn't really matter. We're at sea. You have a grand time, you two.
Ray: Oh... [ship horn blows]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Cruising with Marie’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Mary Beth: You know, your mother's wonderful.
Ray: Yeah?
Mary Beth: Oh yes. She gave me some great advice on how to have a long and happy marriage.
Ray: Really? Long and happy?
Mary Beth: Yes. She says it's important to remember you're not just his lover, you're his best friend. She's so smart. Thank you, Marie.
Marie: Oh, anytime, sweetheart. And I'll see you at Tai Chi, okay?
Ray: You told her you and Dad were best friends?
Marie: I also told her that childbirth isn't that painful. She's on her honeymoon. She's got the rest of her life to be disappointed.
Quote from Frank
Ray: What? What happened to you?
Frank: I was bringing the suitcases down. The bum knee popped out again.
Marie: You're so clumsy.
Frank: That's the thanks I get for blowing my knee out in Korea making the world safe for your mother.
Ray: You told me you slipped off a massage table in Tokyo.
Frank: Nevertheless.
Quote from Frank
Robert: You... You're not limping.
Frank: Oh, yeah. Uh, it's a miracle.
Robert: Dad?
Frank: Honest. I was watching one of those religious channels. I pledged five bucks. Praise the Lord!
Robert: You faker! The moaning and groaning and flopping on the couch.
Frank: Pretty good, huh?
Robert: What kind of a person are you?
Frank: I'm a very smart person. Marie will be much better off without me anyway. And what are you complaining about? You're free to go. Everybody gets what they want.
Robert: I guess. Everybody except Raymond.
Frank: God bless that magnificent bastard!