Ray Quote #655
Quote from Ray in Cruising with Marie
Marie: Oh, look how cute this is.
Ray: This is the deluxe package? All right, look. I want to get mad but I don't think I can fit another emotion in here.
Marie: Oh. I'm gonna bring Debra back one of these shower-caps to thank her for letting me have you for the weekend.
Ray: Yeah, the one thing she lets me do.
Marie: Oh, look how adorable this little toilet is.
Ray: Oh, that's great. They stuff you full of food then they give you baby's first potty. Come on, let's just get the hell out of here. Single file!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Cruising with Marie’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Mary Beth: You know, your mother's wonderful.
Ray: Yeah?
Mary Beth: Oh yes. She gave me some great advice on how to have a long and happy marriage.
Ray: Really? Long and happy?
Mary Beth: Yes. She says it's important to remember you're not just his lover, you're his best friend. She's so smart. Thank you, Marie.
Marie: Oh, anytime, sweetheart. And I'll see you at Tai Chi, okay?
Ray: You told her you and Dad were best friends?
Marie: I also told her that childbirth isn't that painful. She's on her honeymoon. She's got the rest of her life to be disappointed.
Quote from Frank
Ray: What? What happened to you?
Frank: I was bringing the suitcases down. The bum knee popped out again.
Marie: You're so clumsy.
Frank: That's the thanks I get for blowing my knee out in Korea making the world safe for your mother.
Ray: You told me you slipped off a massage table in Tokyo.
Frank: Nevertheless.
Quote from Frank
Robert: You... You're not limping.
Frank: Oh, yeah. Uh, it's a miracle.
Robert: Dad?
Frank: Honest. I was watching one of those religious channels. I pledged five bucks. Praise the Lord!
Robert: You faker! The moaning and groaning and flopping on the couch.
Frank: Pretty good, huh?
Robert: What kind of a person are you?
Frank: I'm a very smart person. Marie will be much better off without me anyway. And what are you complaining about? You're free to go. Everybody gets what they want.
Robert: I guess. Everybody except Raymond.
Frank: God bless that magnificent bastard!